Mulcahy's War

An embittered private refuses to heed Father Mulcahy's counsel because the priest has never experienced front-line duty.

Departamento de Justiça, Classificação, Títulos e Qualificação

Father Mulcahy feels he must visit the front.

M*A*S*H

The Korean Surgeon

Frank is antagonistic toward a wounded North Korean officer who describes his own injury and correctly diagnoses the wounds of other patients.

A North Korean surgeon arrives among the wounded.

Hawkeye Get Your Gun

Exhausted from 24 hours of duty, Hawkeye and Col. Potter respond to a desperate call from a Korean army hospital requesting surgeons.

Col. Potter and Hawkeye travel to a Korean hospital.

The Colonel's Horse

Sudden symptoms of illness in Hot Lips and in Col. Potter's favorite mare cause concern in the 4077th.

Margaret suffers appendicitis; Potter's horse has colic.

The Philip Diedesheimer Story

Adam helps an engineer demonstrate his new technique for logging over silver mines without causing cave-ins.

Freiwillige Selbstkontrolle der Filmwirtschaft

Adam helps one of the leading mining engineers of the time to prove his theories.

Bonanza

Coreyville

Matt helps a teenage girl defend her brother, who is being railroaded on a homicide charge.

Gunsmoke

Danny

A con-man dying from a heart ailment arrives in Dodge City and helps save Matt's life.

Hawk

A mixed-race Apache Indian reservation policeman tracks a band of renegades to Dodge City. While in the area, he visits his mother, who refuses to acknowledge him due to his race.

A mixed-race reservation policeman visits his mother, who refuses to acknowledge him.

A Man Called Smith

An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble.

Convicts at Large

Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts.

A group of escaped female convicts hold Barney and Floyd hostage in a remote cabin.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Bed Jacket

Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket.

Andy goes to great lengths to get Aunt Bee the bed jacket she wants for her birthday.

The Bank Job

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe.

One Punch Opie

Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.

Opie must learn to fight when a new boy moves into town and bullies him.

Barney and the Governor

Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism.

Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone.

Man in a Hurry

Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.

A wealthy businessman and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.

Working Girl

Ray is angry when Debra gets a part-time job; guest Julie Hagerty.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Be Nice

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug (Kevin James) at Dr. Becker's office.

Dancing With Debra

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Robert Moves Back

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

How They Met

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.

As they prepare Ally for a play date, Ray and Debra reminisce about when they first met.

Boob Job

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.

Debra is upset when she sees Ray's reaction to a friend's breast implants.

The Can Opener

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

The whole family chooses sides when Ray and Debra fight over a newly acquired can opener.

You Bet

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an interest in Ray's work and acts fatherly.

Buy Curious

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

Carrie convinces Doug to buy their deceased neighbor's house.

The King of Queens

Vocal Discord

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help.

Consummate Professional

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job.

Like Hell

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

Doug learns he was the only person not invited to a barbecue.

Sandwiched Out

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies

Bonnie has success creating a line of mocktails for Adam's bar; Jill finds herself attracted to Bonnie's therapist.

Instituto de Cinematografía y de las Artes Visuales

Bonnie creates mocktails for Adam's bar; Jill finds herself attracted to Bonnie's therapist.

Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man

Bonnie and Adam's romantic dinner is interrupted as the other ladies struggle with love on Valentine's Day; Wendy's new relationship becomes the talk of the group.

Bonnie and Adam's romantic dinner is interrupted as the other ladies struggle with love.

Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary

Bonnie takes it personally when her new sponsee gets inspiration from Adam instead of her; Jill trades barbs with a worthy opponent.

Bonnie takes it personally when her new sponsee gets inspiration from Adam instead of her.

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.

Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.

Christine reluctantly agrees to let New Christine fix her up with a blind date.

House

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy Christine's dream home.

Burning Down the House

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

Christine considers a walk on the wild side, hoping Barb will think she is cool.

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The Cannon

Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.

A Man's Best Friend

Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.

Aunt Bee Takes a Job

Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.

Exorcism

Mysterious happenings in the 4077th seem to confirm the Korean belief in an unseen world of demons and ancestral spirits.

Chaos reigns after Radar removes a Korean "spirit post."

TV Land HD Schedule (Eastern Time)

Wednesday, September 27