The One After the Super Bowl

Joey starts dating a fan (Brooke Shields) who is gorgeous, but soon discovers that she's also crazy; Ross is reminded how much he misses his pet monkey and travels to the San Diego Zoo to find out what has happened to him.

Departamento de Justiça, Classificação, Títulos e Qualificação

Joey dates an adoring fan (Brooke Shields); Phoebe falls for a library worker (Chris Isaak).

Friends

Ross (David Schwimmer) catches up with Marcel on the set of a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; Chandler gets a date with a girl he liked in fourth grade.

Ross visits Marcel on a movie set; Rachel lands a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme.

The One With the Prom Video

Monica's parents drop off some childhood keepsakes including her prom video.

The One With the Morning After

Ross tries to prevent Rachel from learning his disturbing secret; Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Joey spend a night eavesdropping.

A remorseful Ross tries to conceal a disturbing secret from Rachel.

The One With the Jellyfish

Ross is dating Rachel again but hates what he had to do to get her back; Phoebe and her birth mother (Teri Garr) reconnect; Monica is stung by a jellyfish and has to resort to drastic measures to relieve the pain.

Phoebe learns her mother's identity; Ross makes a decision about Rachel.

The One With Phoebe's Uterus

Phoebe's brother (Giovanni Ribisi) asks her to carry a baby for him and his wife; Chandler gets lessons in love; Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

Phoebe's brother and his bride want Phoebe to be a surrogate mother.

The One With the Embryos

Phoebe undergoes an embryo implant procedure to become a surrogate mother for her brother (Giovanni Ribisi) and his wife (Debra Jo Rupp); Monica and Rachel wager their apartment in a trivia game against Chandler and Joey.

Phoebe undergoes a procedure so she can serve as a surrogate mother.

The One With All the Rugby

Ross takes up rugby to impress Emily (Helen Baxendale); Chandler sets up a ruse to avoid his former girlfriend Janice (Maggie Wheeler).

Ross agrees to play rugby to impress Emily and her athletic English pals.

The One With the Thanksgiving Flashbacks

As the gang digests Monica's huge Thanksgiving meal, everyone reminisces about their worst Thanksgiving ever.

Chandler's reminiscing prompts the friends to recall their worst Thanksgiving memories.

The One With Ross' Sandwich

Threatening notes on Ross' lunches cause concern among his co-workers; Monica makes a literature class more challenging, to the dismay of the other students; Monica and Chandler try to keep their relationship a secret.

Phoebe puts notes on Ross' lunches; Joey covers for Monica and Chandler's trysts.

The One With All the Resolutions

Ross vows to try something new; Joey resolves to learn guitar from Phoebe; Rachel gives up gossiping.

The new year tests the gang's resolutions to learn new things and stop gossiping.

The Pancake Batter Anomaly

Leonard and the boys avoid Sheldon when he gets sick, leaving Penny to nurse him back to health.

The Big Bang Theory

The Euclid Alternative

Leonard and his friends stage an intervention to force Sheldon to face his fear of driving.

The Einstein Approximation

Sheldon tries to figure out the answer to a physics problem by working with Penny.

The Pants Alternative

Sheldon's stage fright stands between him and a coveted award.

The Staircase Implementation

Leonard tells Penny about how he met Sheldon and what happened to the elevator.

The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

Realizing he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, Sheldon tries to extend his life span.

Sheldon realizes he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body.

The Prestidigitation Approximation

Leonard has to choose between Penny and his new girlfriend, Priya; Howard's magic trick drives Sheldon crazy.

Leonard must choose between Penny and his new girlfriend, Priya.

The Zarnecki Incursion

The guys try to figure out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.

The Agreement Dissection

Priya dissects the roommate agreement; the ladies take Sheldon dancing.

The Egg Salad Equivalency

When Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment, he ends up getting Raj, Leonard and Wolowitz in trouble.

Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and winds up getting Raj, Leonard and Wolowitz in trouble.

September 23, 2020

Late-night show featuring Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

Full Frontal With Samantha Bee

This live action feature is inspired by the most successful interactive video-game character in history -- Lara Croft. Beautiful and brainy, Lara (Angelina Jolie) is the heroine of Eidos Interactive's phenomenally successful "Tomb Raider" game series. It is one woman's fearless quest criss-crossing the globe, in an amazing attempt to save the world.

Saskatchewan Film and Video Classification Board

Freiwillige Selbstkontrolle der Filmwirtschaft

Dirección General de Radio, Televisión y Cinematografía

A globe-trotter (Angelina Jolie) battles otherworldly creatures for an artifact.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

It Messes With Your Head!

What does Murr look like with a full head of hair, what's it like to have 250 orgasms in a single day, and who likes to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Find out as our contestants battle for 30k in this kinky episode of The Misery Index.

The Misery Index

A Soprano in the Family

An influencer face sucking an octopus; the most polite pass-out in history; Murr faces his single biggest fear.

An influencer face sucking an octopus; the most polite pass-out in history.

Chick Magnet

The guys turn on the charm to make a restaurant basement sound enticing and recruit unsuspecting shoppers to shout out bizarre nicknames; then, tonight's big loser must find his way out of the cuckoo's nest before the chicks get crazy.

The guys turn on the charm to make a restaurant basement sound enticing.

Impractical Jokers

Hump Day

Q, Sal, Joe and Murr Greek out while lending a hand at a casual restaurant; the big loser gets spitting mad when forced to spend some quality time at the zoo.

Q, Sal, Joe and Murr Greek out while lending a hand at a restaurant; the big loser gets mad.

And the '90s Horse Party

Max and Caroline throw a 1990s-theme party at the diner to raise funds for their cupcake business; Caroline is horrified when her affluent ex-boyfriend visits.

Max and Caroline throw a 1990s-theme party at the diner to raise funds for their business.

2 Broke Girls

And the Disappearing Bed

Caroline tries to construct a bed by herself; sparks fly between Johnny and Max.

And the Pretty Problem

When Caroline's effort to sell cupcakes to a trendy new coffee shop in the neighborhood fails after the owner says they aren't pretty enough, she persuades Max to take a cupcake-decorating class.

Caroline takes Max to a cake-decorating class to learn how to make more attractive cupcakes.

In a Jam

Eddie (Darius McCrary) gets himself in trouble when he defends Steve (Jaleel White) from a bully (guest star Markus Redmond).

Eddie gets himself in trouble when he defends Steve from a bully.

Family Matters

The Candidate

Laura (Kellie Shanygne Williams) helps Eddie (Darius McCrary) run for class president. With JoMarie Payton-France.

Eddie places image over integrity in his class-president bid.

Emmet (Chris Pratt), an ordinary LEGO figurine who always follows the rules, is mistakenly identified as the Special -- an extraordinary being and the key to saving the world. He finds himself drafted into a fellowship of strangers who are on a mission to stop an evil tyrant's (Will Ferrell) plans to conquer the world. Unfortunately for Emmet, he is hopelessly -- and hilariously -- unprepared for such a task, but he'll give it his all nonetheless.

An ordinary LEGO figurine (Chris Pratt) mistakenly becomes part of a quest to stop a tyrant's plan.

The LEGO Movie

The stars of a 1970s sci-fi show - now scraping a living through re-runs and sci-fi conventions - are beamed aboard an alien spacecraft. Believing the cast's heroic on-screen dramas are historical documents of real-life adventures, the band of aliens turn to the ailing celebrities for help in their quest to overcome the oppressive regime in their solar system.

Aliens enlist a sci-fi TV cast (Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman) to fight a war.

Galaxy Quest

After discovering his girlfriend (Juliette Lewis) has been participating in group sex, attorney Mitch (Luke Wilson) feels his world come undone. He moves into a new place, which happens to be near a college campus, and tries to get his life back together. Two of his best friends, Frank (Will Ferrell) and Beanie (Vince Vaughn), start hanging out at Mitch's house, eventually turning the place into a wild party pad, much to the ire of the college's dean, Gordon "Cheese" Pritchard (Jeremy Piven).

Three friends (Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn) try to relive their college years.

Old School

The One Where Eddie Moves In

With Joey in his new apartment, Chandler gets a troublesome new roommate (Adam Goldberg); Phoebe makes a video for "Smelly Cat"; Ross and Monica find it nearly impossible to live together.

Chandler finds a new roommate (Adam Goldberg); Joey dislikes living alone.

Turner Broadcasting System Schedule (Eastern Time)

Saturday, November 28