Smell the Umbrella Stand

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

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Two and a Half Men

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Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.

Slow-witted Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) has never thought of himself as disadvantaged, and thanks to his supportive mother (Sally Field), he leads anything but a restricted life. Whether dominating on the gridiron as a college football star, fighting in Vietnam or captaining a shrimp boat, Forrest inspires people with his childlike optimism. But one person Forrest cares about most may be the most difficult to save -- his childhood love, the sweet but troubled Jenny (Robin Wright).

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An innocent man (Tom Hanks) enters history from the '50s to the '90s.

Forrest Gump

Lt. Daniel Kaffee (Tom Cruise) is a military lawyer defending two U.S. Marines charged with killing a fellow Marine at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base in Cuba. Although Kaffee is known for seeking plea bargains, a fellow lawyer, Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway (Demi Moore), convinces him that the accused marines were most likely carrying out an order from a commanding officer. Kaffee takes a risk by calling Col. Nathan R. Jessep (Jack Nicholson) to the stand in an effort to uncover the conspiracy.

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Navy lawyers (Tom Cruise, Demi Moore) defend Marines for a murder at Gitmo.

A Few Good Men

Two Weeks

Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets increasingly tense; Pam finds the new copier a challenge.

Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets increasingly tense.

The Office

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Join Cindy Crawford and Ellen Pompeo as they discuss their busy lives and the breakthrough skin care discovery that keeps them looking their best. Take a trip to the stunning French countryside to see a rare French melon that defies aging.

Cindy and Ellen discuss busy lives and skin care advances to keep them looking great.

Cindy Crawford and Ellen Pompeo share secrets

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Scary Mary's

The owner of a dying Texas bar crosses the line with one of Taffer's experts.

Bar Rescue

Beck (The Rock) is a tight-lipped bounty hunter who doesn't like to use a gun and accepts any job without asking questions. When Beck's employer, Walker (William Lucking), sends him to the Amazon to locate Walker's cocky son, Travis (Seann William Scott), Beck discovers a population controlled by a tyrannical treasure hunter (Christopher Walken). To survive, Beck and Travis must work together, without their affections for a mysterious rebel (Rosario Dawson) getting in the way.

A bounty hunter (The Rock) must find his boss' son (Seann William Scott) in the Amazon.

The Rundown

When an asteroid threatens to collide with Earth, NASA honcho Dan Truman (Billy Bob Thornton) determines the only way to stop it is to drill into its surface and detonate a nuclear bomb. This leads him to renowned driller Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis), who agrees to helm the dangerous space mission provided he can bring along his own hotshot crew. Among them is the cocksure A.J. (Ben Affleck), who Harry thinks isn't good enough for his daughter (Liv Tyler), until the mission proves otherwise.

A NASA rep recruits an oil driller and his team of mavericks to save Earth from an asteroid.

Armageddon

A man who loves when a plan comes together, Hannibal Smith (Liam Neeson) leads a close-knit team of elite operatives. Framed for a terrible crime, Smith and his men go rogue, using their special talents to clear their names and find the perpetrator. Hot on their trail is Charissa Sosa (Jessica Biel), who was once involved with a member of Smith's team and has sworn to capture them, no matter what it takes.

Former Special Forces soldiers use their unique skills to clear their names of wrongdoing.

The A-Team

Randall "Memphis" Raines long ago abandoned his life of crime, but after an ominous visit from an old friend, he finds he has no choice but to return to what he does best -- stealing cars -- in order to save his brother's life. It all comes down to one night, 50 cars and a contract.

A thief (Nicolas Cage) must steal 50 cars to save his brother (Giovanni Ribisi).

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