Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Departamento de Justiça, Classificação, Títulos e Qualificação

Freiwillige Selbstkontrolle der Filmwirtschaft

Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Two and a Half Men

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Madame and Her Special Friend

A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.

Something Salted and Twisted

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but it does not impress his mother.

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.

Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

That Special Tug

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with a social worker.

My Occurrence

Dr. Cox's former brother-in-law (guest star Brendan Fraser) is the recipient of bad medical news; Elliot and Turk have patient mix-ups. Christa Miller also guest stars.

J.D. sees the human side of Dr. Cox when he delivers bad news to the doctor's good friend.

Scrubs

My Hero

J.D. believes Dr. Cox is having trouble dealing with the potentially terminal illness of his friend (Brendan Fraser); Turk learns he is not considered the best surgical intern on the team.

J.D. believes Dr. Cox is having trouble dealing with his friend's potentially terminal illness.

My Last Day

As they end their first year as interns, Elliot and J.D. draw the ire of Dr. Kelso by helping to get surgery for an elderly man who has no health insurance.

Elliot and J.D. help to get surgery for an elderly man who has no health insurance.

My Overkill

After Jordan spills the truth, an unnerved J.D. tries to salvage his friends' relationships. Featuring a musical performance by Colin Hay.

J.D. takes action to salvage his relationships and those of his friends.

My Nightingale

The new residents become overwhelmed on their first night working the hospital without a supervising physician.

The new residents become overwhelmed on their first night working without a supervising physician.

My Case Study

The residents compete for a trip to a medical conference in Reno, Nev.; Turk misses an opportunity to ask for a new laser.

The residents compete for a trip to a medical conference in Reno, Nev.

My Big Mouth

J.D. betrays Carla's trust after she shares her innermost feelings with him; Elliot volunteers to deliver bad news to patients in an effort to score points with Dr. Cox.

J.D. betrays Carla's trust after she shares her feelings with him.

My Big Brother

J.D.'s ne'er-do-well brother (Tom Cavanagh) hits it off with Elliot.

My First Step

Dr. Cox rails against drug companies while falling for the wiles of a beautiful pharmaceutical saleswoman (Heather Locklear).

Dr. Cox rails against drug companies while falling for a pharmaceutical saleswoman.

His Story

Elliot discovers her new love interest (guest star Rick Schroder) is a nurse, not a doctor as she had thought. Eric Bogosian also guest stars.

Elliot meets a charming man (Rick Schroder) whom she mistakes for a doctor.

Crusading nobleman Robin of Loxley (Cary Elwes) escapes from prison in Jerusalem and returns home to find that the evil Prince John (Richard Lewis) has confiscated his family estate and is abusing the citizenry. Robin enlists his blind attendant, Blinkin (Mark Blankfield), his friend Will Scarlett O'Hara (Matthew Porretta) and Little John (Eric Allan Kramer) to help regain his home. Robin also hopes to woo the beautiful Maid Marian (Amy Yasbeck), but her chastity belt may prove a challenge.

Instituto Nacional de Cine y Artes Audiovisuales

Forest archer (Cary Elwes) and pals thwart Sheriff of Rottingham (Roger Rees).

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

After air traffic controller Jack Chester loses a plane (it's covered on his screen by a fly), he's told to take a break. Jack books his family into a plush resort, but it turns out that their lodgings are in a hut by the beach, and that's as good as the vacation gets.

Dirección General de Radio, Televisión y Cinematografía

Stressed air-traffic controller (John Candy) takes family to Florida.

Summer Rental

A New York reporter heads to Australia to interview the living legend Mike Dundee (Paul Hogan). When she finally locates him, she is so taken with him that she brings him back with her to New York. In New York, Mike Dundee is amazed by the wonders of the city and the interesting people there.

Rich reporter (Linda Kozlowski) and he-man (Paul Hogan) tour Outback and Manhattan.

Crocodile Dundee

Mick "Crocodile" Dundee (Paul Hogan) is settling into his new Manhattan home when a South American drug dealer (Hechter Ubarry) abducts his girlfriend, Sue Charlton (Linda Kozlowski). The drug dealer thinks images of his criminal activities, taken by Sue's photographer ex-husband, are now in her hands. The dealer takes Sue to Colombia and threatens her, hoping that she'll give up the evidence. But intrepid Dundee, aiming to rescue Sue, is soon on the criminal's trail.

Outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) face Colombian drug dealers.

Crocodile Dundee II

Detective Riggs (Mel Gibson) tries to settle down with his pregnant girlfriend, Lorna (Rene Russo), while his partner, Murtaugh (Danny Glover), comes to grips with the marriage of his pregnant daughter, Rianne (Traci Wolfe), to fellow cop Butters (Chris Rock). But they find themselves and their families targeted by Chinese mobsters, led by Wah Sing Ku (Jet Li). Riggs, Murtaugh, Butters and private eye Getz (Joe Pesci) decide to go on the offensive before the gangsters get to their loved ones.

Instituto de Cinematografía y de las Artes Visuales

Los Angeles policemen (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) confront Chinese smugglers.

Lethal Weapon 4

Veteran police detective Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover) is only days away from retiring when he and his tough partner, Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson), are roped into an important internal affairs case. Working with the beautiful, no-nonsense Sergeant Lorna Cole (Rene Russo) and aided by the shifty informant Leo Getz (Joe Pesci), Murtaugh and Riggs begin to close in on a black-market weapons operation involving corrupt cop and arms dealer Jack Travis (Stuart Wilson).

Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal.

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