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When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.

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Ms. Garrison takes her failed relationship out on the fourth-graders.

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Counseling

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Andy's Play

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Christening

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Viewing Party

Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous.

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Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call.

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