Comedy writer and former Senator Al Franken takes over as guest host to shed light on the most pressing issues of the day.

Comedy writer and former Senator Al Franken takes over as guest host.

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Deep Learning

Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.

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Goobacks

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work.

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.

South Park is like a ghost-town when a Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its bargains.

Preschool

For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.

A former classmate seeks revenge for an incident that happened in preschool.

Quest for Ratings

The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.

Cartman's Incredible Gift

Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.

Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.

Die Hippie, Die

The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.

Wing

The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.

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Windbreaker City

A heartbroken Jake's spirits are lifted when the squad gets invited to a terrorist-training simulation; Gina gives Holt a psychological exam; Amy and Rosa vie for a day off.

Jake's spirits are lifted when the squad gets invited to a terrorist-training simulation.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Wednesday Incident

Jake teams up with Holt's husband to figure out why Holt has been acting moody; Charles tries to get a confession out of an elderly suspect.

Jake teams up with Holt's husband to figure out why Holt has been acting moody.

Boyle-Linetti Wedding

The whole squad is given a job to do for the wedding ceremony for Gina and Charles' parents, but a criminal distracts Amy and Jake.

The whole squad is given a job to do for the wedding ceremony for Gina and Charles' parents.

Captain Peralta

When Jake's father (Bradley Whitford) comes to town, Jake is excited to see him, but Charles is wary of his intentions; Holt challenges Amy, Terry, Gina and Rosa with a brain teaser in exchange for Beyonce tickets.

When Jake's father comes to town, Jake is excited to see him, but Charles is wary of his intentions.

Sabotage

A streak of bad luck leads Jake to think he's being sabotaged by an enemy; Holt insults Gina's dance troupe; Charles must work a case with Scully and Hitchcock.

A streak of bad luck leads Jake to think he's being sabotaged by an enemy.

AC/DC

After an injury on the job, Jake is forced to take time off; Holt, Rosa and their significant others go on a double date.

After an injury on the job, Jake is forced to take time off; Rosa and Holt go on a double date.

Best Friends Forever

Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.

The Losing Edge

The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.

The Death of Eric Cartman

Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

Erection Day

Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

Global warming is blamed for a flood that destroys a neighboring town.

Marjorine

The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

Follow That Egg!

When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

Trapped in the Closet

When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.

Free Willzyx

Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Kyle convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

The Return of Chef!

The boys notice something different about Chef when he suddenly reappears in South Park.

Smug Alert!

A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.

A Million Little Fibers

Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

Manbearpig

When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.

TSST!

The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.

Make Love, Not Warcraft

The boys must stop a renegade player who threatens to destroy "World of Warcraft."

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.

Kenny Dies

Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.

Medicinal Fried Chicken

Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.

Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down and a medicinal marijuana store moves in.

You Have 0 Friends

Kyle requested the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his are deserting him.

Cupid Ye

Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.

Cartman is jealous of the friendship between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.

The World-Wide Privacy Tour

The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.

Japanese Toilet

South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.

DiKimble's Hot Dogs

The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.

Pilot

Disgraced archaeologist Rip Digman attempts to make a comeback with the help of his overachieving student, Saltine, by searching the world for a lost treasure: Hammurabi's Hat.

Disgraced archaeologist Rip Digman tries to make a comeback with the help of his student, Saltine.

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