The Death of Eric Cartman

Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

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Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.

Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates.

True Crime: Identity Theft

Four Movements

Gina plays a high-stakes game of chess with Capt. Holt; Rosa and Amy take Gina out for a fancy brunch; Jake and Gina must use their wits to infiltrate a posh club.

Gina plays a high-stakes game of chess with Capt. Holt; Rosa and Amy take Gina out for brunch.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A Tale of Two Bandits

Terry believes the Pontiac Bandit is stealing cars again, but Jake is convinced his friend wouldn't do that; the rest of the squad fight to keep Shaw's a police bar after some firemen stake their claim to it.

Terry believes the Pontiac Bandit is stealing cars, but Jake believes his friend wouldn't do that.

The Crime Scene

Jake and Rosa must deal with a mother in mourning as they work and rework a crime scene to solve a difficult murder case with confusing evidence.

Jake and Rosa must deal with a mother in mourning as they work to solve a difficult murder case.

The Honeypot

Jake and Holt clash over the merits of a new hire in the 99th precinct; Terry, Amy, Rosa and Charles try to do something about the cluttered bullpen.

Jake and Holt clash over the merits of a new hire in the 99th precinct.

He Said, She Said

Jake and Amy investigate a difficult "he said, she said" case; Holt becomes suspicious after learning his lifelong arch nemesis died in a prison transport accident.

Jake and Amy investigate a "he said, she said" case; Holt is suspicious when his nemesis dies.

The Golden Child

Jake helps Amy navigate the complicated relationship she has with her brother David; Charles introduces some drama into an undercover mission involving Terry and Holt.

Jake helps Amy navigate the complicated relationship she has with her brother David.

Insecurity

Cartman signs up for a home security system.

Going Native

Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

A Scause for Applause

A scandal has shaken everyone's beleifs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.

A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, and they begin cutting off their wristbands.

Obama Wins!

Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.

Eric Cartman is hiding something that could change the outcome of the presidential election.

Let Go, Let Gov

When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.

Informative Murder Porn

To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.

Taming Strange

Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.

Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship.

The Pothole

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

George takes extreme measures to locate his lost Yankees key ring.

Seinfeld

The English Patient

Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.

Jerry lifts weights with his parents' Florida neighbor (Lloyd Bridges).

The Nap

George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).

George discovers how to take a nap at work and not get caught.

The Yada Yada

George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."

George realizes his girlfriend's slang may leave out vital information.

The Millennium

Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his girlfriend's speed dial.

The Muffin Tops

Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.

Elaine becomes a partner in a muffin business; Jerry shaves his chest.

Stunning and Brave

The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.

Where My Country Gone?

Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.

The City Part of Town

With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job.

You're Not Yelping

Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.

Safe Space

Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming.

Tweek x Craig

The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.

Naughty Ninjas

South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force.

Truth and Advertising

When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.

PC Principal Final Justice

Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.

Grounded Vindaloop

Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.

C... Magic

Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.

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The Daily Show

A cast of animated characters, led by anchor James Smartwood, parody top news stories and interview real-world guests, newsmakers and analysts.

A cast of animated characters parody top news stories and interview real-world guests.

Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the News

Erection Day

Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

Global warming is blamed for a flood that destroys a neighboring town.

Marjorine

The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

Follow That Egg!

When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

Ginger Kids

Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitus; sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids to fight against discrimination.

Cartman rallies red-haired, freckled children to fight discrimination.

Trapped in the Closet

When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.

Free Willzyx

Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Kyle convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Bloody Mary

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.

Freak Strike

The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.

The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show.

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