How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

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Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister.

Two and a Half Men

Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden wants Barry to find his own place.

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

The Ocu or the Pado?

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

My Son's Enormous Head

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.

Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe (Adam Sandler) lands in jail, where manipulative Warden Hazen (James Cromwell) recruits him to advise the institution's team. This turns into a lead role quarterbacking a crew of inmates in a game against a team of prison guards. Aided by incarcerated ex-NFL coach Nate Scarborough (Burt Reynolds), Crewe and his team must overcome not only the bloodthirstiness of the opposition, but also the corrupt officials trying to fix the game against them.

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Prisoners (Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds) train for a football game against the guards.

The Longest Yard

Thirty-two-year-old Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler) has spent his whole life avoiding responsibility. But when his girlfriend dumps him for an older man, he's got to find a way to prove he's ready to grow up. In a desperate last-ditch effort, Sonny adopts 5-year-old Julian (Dylan Sprouse), (Cole Sprouse) to impress her. She's not impressed ... and he can't return the kid. Uh-oh for Sonny!

A goofy slacker (Adam Sandler) gains custody of a 5-year-old boy.

Big Daddy

When timid bank clerk Stanley Ipkiss (Jim Carrey) discovers a magical mask containing the spirit of the Norse god Loki, his entire life changes. While wearing the mask, Ipkiss becomes a supernatural playboy exuding charm and confidence which allows him to catch the eye of local nightclub singer Tina Carlyle (Cameron Diaz). Unfortunately, under the mask's influence, Ipkiss also robs a bank, which angers junior crime lord Dorian Tyrell (Peter Greene), whose goons get blamed for the heist.

An ancient mask transforms a drab bank clerk into a grinning Romeo with superhuman powers.

The Mask

New Boss

Michael makes big plans for his 15th anniversary party at Dunder Mifflin; Jim plays a prank on Dwight that has unexpected results.

Michael makes big plans for his 15th anniversary party at Dunder Mifflin.

The Office

Two Weeks

Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets increasingly tense; Pam finds the new copier a challenge.

Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets increasingly tense.

Dream Team

Jim faces Charles during a soccer game in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot; Michael finds himself afraid to face the workday.

Michael finds himself afraid to face the workday.

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Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.

Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates.

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Hard Heads and Softballs

Taffer settles the score between two feuding bar owners, one with his foot out the door and the other with his marriage on the line.

Taffer helps two feuding bar owners; one is ready to leave and the other's marriage is on the line.

Bar Rescue

Unnecessary Toughness

Taffer is forced to deal with the hot-headed owner of a college alumni bar whose fiery temper keeps his staff on edge.

The owner of a college alumni bar keeps his staff on edge with his fiery temper.

Jon Ain't Afraid of No Ghost

In order to save a haunted bar with a cursed past, Jon is forced to stir up a different type of spirit than he is used to.

Jon stirs up a different type of spirit to save a haunted bar with a cursed past.

Don't Tell Mom the Bar is Dead

An abrasive owner takes advantage of his mom's generosity to take over a craft beer bar from his landlord.

An owner takes advantage of his mom's generosity to take over a craft beer bar from his landlord.

Fear and Molding on Pineapple Hill

Jon tries to help an owner who is unable to take control of her own bar or her explosive chef due to her crippling fear of failure and change.

An owner who is unable to control her bar due to her crippling fear of failure and change.

Absentia

Two seemingly unrelated murders, stolen jewels and a case of mistaken identity lead to a defendant being tried for a crime without being present at the trial. Mandy Patinkin and Andrew McCarthy guest star.

A jewelry store customer (Mandy Patinkin) stands trial following a robbery.

Law & Order

Star Crossed

When a car salesman is found bludgeoned to death, Detectives Briscoe and Green search for his last customer.

When a car salesman is found murdered, detectives search for his last customer.

Bitch

A cosmetics tycoon (Lucie Arnaz) is involved in controversial stock transactions, scandalous affairs and hormone-replacement therapy.

A makeup mogul is involved in controversial stock transactions and scandalous affairs.

Suicide Box

A media-savvy attorney (Gregory Hines) defends a black teenager accused of shooting an off-duty police officer.

Media-savvy attorney defends a teen accused of shooting an off-duty police officer.

West Side Story

Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.

Walden's ex invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

Walden reconnects with Kate and becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets Vivian.

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